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OMG…hahah. This is hilarious! And scary.
Clark: Tell me you’re sober.
Oliver: Let me tell you something — I wish I wasn’t sober. I could be in a cabana in Aruba right now. Instead, I’m hanging out in the middle of downtown on a rooftop with you guys.
Clark: You didn’t hear me complain when I had to put on green leather to protect your identity.
Oliver: Clark, you made out with my girlfriend, man. What did you have to complain about?
Fill her coat with weapons and help her get it on
Cuz one day when she goes, she’s goneNot only does Allison Mack know how to act, but her hair does too.
Chloe was so badass in Pandora….even her hair was badass!
Holy shit, look at this GQMF.
He’s the motherfucking Green Arrow and walks around in green leather but they’re not tights.
He fights crime all over Metropolis and Star City without superspeeding. Nobody is gonna mess with him because he can hit an arrow right between your eyes with his back turned or some shit. Dude followed his true hero calling back when Superman was too busy crying over his high school girlfriend.
His day job is being a gazillionaire who runs ten dozens of companies and pays all our salaries.
His only powers are his smile and making shirts fall open and off his chest because no clothes can stand to cover him. His name is Oliver Queen but nobody is gonna mock his family name because his parents are dead and he knows all kinds of kung-fu and fight styles they haven’t even invented yet.
This bastard has tapped every woman on the show, and you know you all wish Chloe Watchtower Sullivan would give you the time of the day, but she never would, she’s with the Green Arrow, get out of here.
And you better hope you’re on their good side because these two are not against straight up murdering you if they have to. They’re gonna bury you alive to save your life. They even have their own league of superpowered heroes, and Clark Kent can walk in and pretend he owns the place, but Oliver Queen owns the place, and Oliver Queen doesn’t care about your mythos, he still pays your salary, so you better sit down before he fires your ass.
